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Character Meme (Writing)
RULES
1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
The OC of choice: Jack "Lucky 13" LeFlare
1) What gender are you?
Jack: Male. What else would I be with a name like Jack?
Mitri: It's just a question, man.
Jack: You shut your mouth.
Miitri: I CREATED you. I'll make it so you're a mute for the rest of your life.
Jack: Point taken. *nervously* Moving on!
2) What is your age?
I'm 19.
3) Do you want a hug?
And fuck up my kick ass tanktop? Hell no.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
I'm a huge gambler. It's not my fault whenever I play Blackjack I rake in eight hundred dollars at a time.
5) What is your favorite food?
I feel like I'm proving the American stereotype true when I say burgers and french fries, both drowned in ketchup.
Mitri: Because you are, you dumbass.
Jack: Rolls eyes.
6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chocolate Chip Mint. All the fuckin' way. Or Cookie Dough.
Mitri: If you said otherwise I'd have to kill you.
Jack: Is there such a thing as Brownie flavor ice cream?
Mitri: Yes. Why do you think there's brownie chunks in it?
Jack: That, too.
7) Are you a virgin?
Jack: No. But he is. *Points to Mitri*
Mitri: Because I don't want to die of some rediculous STD like you at the age of 20. Plus I have a girlfriend.
Jack: And?
Mitri: Fuck you, Jack. Next question.
8) Seme, Uke, or neither?
Jack: You fuckin' kidding me? Next question. Before I smack you.
Mitri: *Gives Jack a high five*
9) Have you killed anyone?
Jack: Almost. Why would you ask someone that kind of question anyway?
Mitri: That goes really deep, man. What if I was offended?
Jack: Yeah, what if he was offended?
Mitri: Shut up, Jack, you gambling addicted whore.
Jack: Shutting up.
10) Do you hate anyone?
What kind of fucking journalist are you? Yes, of course I do, you idiot.
11) Do you hate anything?
Jack: Cops, mostly. Poaching on my awesome gambling themed tattoo sleeves and thinking I'm a minor in Vegas.
Mitri: That would have went in the last question, you moron.
Jack: Oh wait.. Yeah, you're right.
Mitri: *Facepalm*
Jack: Not really, but in some cases yes.
12) Do you have any secrets?
Jack: It's not a fuckin' secret if you tell someone, you God damn dumbass.
Mitri: Says the dumbass who missed the response for a question.
13) What is your favorite season?
Summer. What other season would there be hot girls in miniskirts in Vegas?
14) What is your favorite song?
Jack: Anything I can have sex to.
Mitri: Which, in his definition, is everything.
Jack: Not that rap shit. Or country.
Mitri: True story, Brosif Stalin.
Jack: ... The fuck did you just call me?
Mitri: A tryannical Russian Leader.
Jack: But I'm American.
Mitri: *Facepalm and waves at the journalist for the next question*
15) Who are your best friends?
16) What are your hobbies?
Jack: Gambling, getting some sexy ass, playing video games, gambling, showigng off my beast ass Mustang, gambling...
Mitri: You said Gamblging three times now, Jack.
Jack: And?
17) What is your favorite drink?
Coca-Cola.
18) When is your birthday?
July 5th, 1992. Although I wish it was one day sooner.
19) What's your favorite movie, book, or story?
I dunno about movies. There's to many to pick. And I don't really read that many books.
20) Are you nice or mean?
Jack: Look up and you'll see.
Mitri: Well played.
21) What do you think of your creator?
Jack: He's a bit narcissistic. Just a tad, though. And he plays too many video games.
Mitri: And you're not totally obsessed with yourself?
Jack: Don't bring my awesome self into this.
Mitri: Then don't talk about me in a bad way.
Jack: Fine. Jackass.
Mitri: Dickhead.
22) What is your weakness?
Jack: High amounts of money in one place.
Mitri: And really hot women.
Jack: *Nods feverishly*
23) Do you love someone?
Sort of, but not really. Can I love a porn star?
24) Does that person love you back?
She makes it seem like she does.
25) Large or small family?
Jack: Small. I have a sister, but that's it. She's a moron, too.
Mitri: *Sigh*
26) Who are your parents?
Anthony Leflare and Maria Orpheus.
27) Which of your parents do you look more like?
My Dad.
28) Do you have job?
Jack: Does being a boss count?
Mitri. No, Jack. Being a boss does not count. Because you'd be fired before you even started working.
Jack: I'm more bossier than you.
Mitri: No pun intended.
Jack: *Thinks for a moment* Aw, fuck you, too, man.
29) Do you have a favorite thing?
Jack: Can I pick three things?
Mitri: It's your answer.
Jack: Sexy girls, gambling, and cars.
Mitri: No, you have the first two mixed up.
Jack: Gambling, sexy girls, and cars.
Mitri: Now how did I know you'd say that and somehow screw it up?
30). Are you human?
Obviously...
31). Something you wish the creator would change?
Jack: Can my tattoos be more awesome?
Mitri: No, Jack. You're tattoos already look pretty cool.
Jack: Can I be even more awesome in general?
Mitri: No, Jack.
Jack: Ca-
Mitri: No, Jack.
Jack: *Finally gets the point and shuts up*
32). You both seem to be such a lovely er... duo… Okay... time to run?
Mitri: Jack loves to show off how *uses air quotes* "Awesome he is." So you don't really need to thank him.
Jack: *Pushes Mitri*
Mitri: *Holds his car key like a weapon right next to Jack's eye*
Jack: *Walks off, looking rather defeated*